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Its time again for a kernel profanity update, here is a snippet from what i collected
kernel sources: 2.6.7
arch/i386/kernel/cpu/mtrr/generic.c:/* Some BIOS's are fucked and don't set all MTRRs the same! */
arch/i386/kernel/dmi_scan.c: * Some Athlon laptops have really fucked PST tables.
arch/sparc64/kernel/binfmt_aout32.c: /* Fuck me plenty... */
arch/sparc64/kernel/traps.c: /* Why the fuck did they have to change this? */
arch/sparc64/lib/rwsem.c:/* rwsem.c: Don't inline expand these suckers all over the place.
arch/sparc64/solaris/entry64.S:solaris_sucks:
arch/sparc64/solaris/entry64.S: brz,pn %g1, solaris_sucks
arch/mips/mm/tlb-andes.c: /* Did I tell you that ARC SUCKS? */
arch/mips/kernel/scall64-o32.S: * This Sucks (TM).
arch/mips/kernel/scall32-o32.S: * This Sucks (TM).
arch/mips/kernel/vmlinux.lds.S:#undef mips /* CPP really sucks for this job */
arch/mips/kernel/unaligned.c: * cache coherence problem. Die sucker, die ...
arch/mips/kernel/irixioctl.c: * irixioctl.c: A fucking mess...
arch/mips/kernel/irixelf.c: * and then start this sucker up.
arch/mips/kernel/irixelf.c:#if 0 /* XXX No fucking way dude... */
arch/mips/pci/pci-ip27.c: * IOC3 is fucked fucked beyond believe ... Don't even give the
arch/mips/pci/pci-ip27.c: * IOC3 is fucked fucked beyond believe ... Don't even give the
arch/mips/pci/pci-ip27.c: * IOC3 is fucked fucked beyond believe ... Don't try to access
arch/mips/pci/pci-ip27.c: * IOC3 is fucked fucked beyond believe ... Don't even give the
arch/mips/pci/pci-ip27.c: * IOC3 is fucked fucked beyond believe ... Don't even give the
arch/mips/pci/pci-ip27.c: * IOC3 is fucked fucked beyond believe ... Don't try to access
arch/sparc/kernel/process.c: /* fuck me plenty */
arch/sparc/kernel/head.S: /* XXX Fucking Cypress... */
arch/sparc/kernel/head.S:/* This sucks, apparently this makes Vikings call prom panic, will fix later */
arch/sparc/kernel/pcic.c: * schematics. And this actually sucks. -- zaitcev 1999/05/12
arch/sparc/kernel/sunos_ioctl.c: /* Binary compatibility is good American knowhow fuckin' up. */
arch/sparc/kernel/ebus.c: * Blacklist the sucker... Note that Gleb's system will work.
arch/sparc/kernel/ptrace.c:/* Fuck me gently with a chainsaw... */
arch/sparc/mm/srmmu.c: volatile unsigned long cypress_sucks;
arch/sparc/mm/srmmu.c: cypress_sucks = *(unsigned long *)(0xf0020000 + faddr);
arch/parisc/kernel/sys_parisc.c:/* Fucking broken ABI */
drivers/net/wireless/orinoco.c: * an antiquated firmware, however on windows it says 2.00. Yuck !
drivers/net/macsonic.c: fuck did SONIC_BUS_SCALE come from, and what was it supposed
drivers/net/sunhme.c:/* Only Sun can take such nice parts and fuck up the programming interface
drivers/net/sunhme.c: /* This card is _fucking_ hot... */
drivers/net/b44.c: /* ??? What the fuck is the purpose of the interrupt mask
drivers/net/declance.c: * setup the pointer arrays, this sucks [tm] :-(
drivers/char/watchdog/shwdt.c: * brain-damage, it's managed to fuck things up one step further..
drivers/media/video/bt819.c: BUG? Why does turning the chroma comb on fuck up color?
drivers/serial/68360serial.c:/* This sucks. There is a better way: */
drivers/scsi/arm/scsi.h: * the yucky stuff that needs to be fixed properly.
drivers/scsi/qlogicpti.h:/* Am I fucking pedantic or what? */
drivers/scsi/NCR53C9x.c: /* Nice try sucker... */
drivers/scsi/NCR53C9x.c: * XXX SCSI sucks...
drivers/scsi/qlogicfc.c: printk("qlogicfc%d.c : got a null value out of handle_ptrs, this sucks\n", hostdata->host_id);
drivers/ide/pci/cmd640.c: * These chips are basically fucked by design, and getting this driver
drivers/ide/ide.c: * Locking is badly broken here - since way back. That sucker is
drivers/ide/ide-proc.c: * What follows below is fucking insane, even for IDE people.
drivers/parisc/iosapic.c: * All SuckyIO interrupts are routed through the PIC's on function 1.
drivers/parisc/iosapic.c: * But SuckyIO OHCI USB controller gets an IRT entry anyway because
drivers/parisc/iosapic.c: * SuckyIO interrupt routing for PICs on function 1 (*BLEECCHH*).
drivers/parisc/Kconfig: bool "SuperIO (SuckyIO) support"
drivers/parisc/superio.c: if (sio->suckyio_irq_enabled)
drivers/parisc/superio.c: /* ...then properly fixup the USB to point at suckyio PIC */
drivers/parisc/superio.c: * XXX Use dword writes to avoid bugs in Elroy or Suckyio Config
drivers/parisc/superio.c: sio->suckyio_irq_enabled = 1;
drivers/pcmcia/sa1100_h3600.c: /* hmm, does this suck power? */
fs/binfmt_aout.c: /* Fuck me plenty... */
fs/binfmt_elf.c: and then start this sucker up */
include/asm-parisc/superio.h: int suckyio_irq_enabled;
include/linux/netfilter_ipv6/ip6t_limit.h: /* Ugly, ugly fucker. */
include/linux/netfilter_ipv4/ipt_limit.h: /* Ugly, ugly fucker. */
include/asm-alpha/jensen.h: * gone in the PCI version. I hope I can get DEC suckered^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H
include/asm-sparc64/system.h: /* If you fuck with this, update ret_from_syscall code too. */ \
lib/vsprintf.c: * Wirzenius wrote this portably, Torvalds fucked it up :-)
net/ipv4/netfilter/ipt_limit.c: * Alexey is a fucking genius?
net/ipv4/netfilter/ip_nat_snmp_basic.c: * (And this is the fucking 'basic' method).
net/ipv4/route.c:/* This code sucks. But you should have seen it before! --RR */
net/core/netfilter.c: /* James M doesn't say fuck enough. */
net/ipv6/netfilter/ip6t_limit.c: * Alexey is a fucking genius?
net/xfrm/xfrm_algo.c: /* Fuck, we are miserable poor guys... */
sound/oss/aci.c:/* The four ACI command types are fucked up. [-:
ADSL vergelijker
Posted by D @ 5:11pm 21/10/2005
For people from the Netherlands:
I've got a new webapp up n running, its the "ADSL vergelijker"
Check it out here: ADSL vergelijker
I'm at Megabit 2003 and have errected a
videostream, audiostream and a dutch weather forecast on my laptop here.
Try this link: nexus.precompiled.org. If it doesn't
work it could mean one of the following things: - network down, - laptop
dead, - i'm sleeping (laptop stays at my side at all time) - so try again
later.
- deck
Linux Kernel Profanity
Posted by D @ 5:11pm 21/10/2005
Today i was baking myself a new (linux) kernel and when it was compiling i thought
it would be fun to search for some light profanity in the kernel source. And
guess what, ofcourse it's in there.
Here's the line to run for a good laugh: cd /usr/src/[your kernel sources] grep -i -E '(shit|crap|holy|ugly|[y,f,s]uck)' * -r|grep -v ^Doc|less
A little snippet
arch/cris/drivers/serial.c:/* Enable RS-485 mode on selected port. This is
UGLY. */
arch/cris/kernel/irq.c: * This builds up the IRQ handler stubs using some
ugly macros in irq.h
arch/i386/mm/fault.c: * Ugly, ugly, but the goto's result in better
assembly..
arch/m68k/atari/config.c: /* This test sucks! Who knows some better?
*/
arch/m68k/mac/macboing.c: * _This_ is rather ugly ...
arch/mips/kernel/irixioctl.c: * irixioctl.c: A fucking mess...
arch/mips/kernel/sysirix.c:/* 2,191 lines of complete and utter shit coming
up... */
arch/mips/mm/c-rm7k.c: /* Yes! Caches that don't suck ... */
arch/mips64/kernel/scall_o32.S: * This Sucks (TM).
arch/mips64/mm/andes.c: /* Did I tell you that ARC SUCKS? */
arch/parisc/kernel/signal.c: /* ARGH! Fucking brain damage. You don't
want to know. */
arch/parisc/kernel/sys_parisc.c: * FIXME, please remove this crap as soon as
possible
arch/parisc/kernel/sys_parisc32.c: /* Duh, this is ugly and
might not work if sysctl_args
arch/parisc/kernel/syscall.S: /* This one's a huge ugly mess */
arch/ppc/boot/simple/m8xx_tty.c: * use COM1 instead of SMC1 as the console
port. This kinda sucks
drivers/char/drm/drmP.h:extern int DRM(release_fuck)(struct inode
*inode, struct file *filp);
drivers/net/sunhme.c: /* Remember: "Different name, same old buggy as shit
hardware." */
arch/mips/kernel/syscall.c: * Compacrapability ...
arch/sparc/kernel/ptrace.c:/* Fuck me gently with a chainsaw... */
C00l IP Adresses you just want to have
Posted by D @ 5:11pm 21/10/2005
In playing around with some php code I managed to create an ip to dec to hex et vice versa converter. And by using it I found some
interesting IP's which would be really cool to have (because of their hex value):
NEW: VASC 0.1a released (initial release)
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VASC stands for Very Advanced Samba Configuration, Samba(*) is the UNIX server
for the SMB (CIFS) File and Printer sharing protocol.
(*) More info on Samba: www.samba.org
The countdown had stalled at 'T' minus 69 seconds when Desiree, the first
female ape to go up in space, winked at me slyly and pouted her thick,
rubbery lips unmistakably -- the first of many such advances during what
would prove to be the longest, and most memorable, space voyage of my
career.
-- Winning sentence, 1985 Bulwer-Lytton bad fiction contest.
(hit reload for a fresh fortune)
Cuteness
Posted by anonymous_user @ 5:11pm 21/10/2005
There is something very cute on the net, its called kikia,
if you want to see it, click this link here: KiKiA
(ps the sound is very poor, you might need to up the volume a little)
