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Kernel Profanity pt2 -teh update
Posted by D @ 5:11pm 21/10/2005

Its time again for a kernel profanity update, here is a snippet from what i collected

kernel sources: 2.6.7

arch/i386/kernel/cpu/mtrr/generic.c:/* Some BIOS's are fucked and don't set all MTRRs the same! */
arch/i386/kernel/dmi_scan.c: * Some Athlon laptops have really fucked PST tables.
arch/sparc64/kernel/binfmt_aout32.c: /* Fuck me plenty... */
arch/sparc64/kernel/traps.c: /* Why the fuck did they have to change this? */
arch/sparc64/lib/rwsem.c:/* rwsem.c: Don't inline expand these suckers all over the place.
arch/sparc64/solaris/entry64.S: brz,pn %g1, solaris_sucks
arch/mips/mm/tlb-andes.c: /* Did I tell you that ARC SUCKS? */
arch/mips/kernel/scall64-o32.S: * This Sucks (TM).
arch/mips/kernel/scall32-o32.S: * This Sucks (TM).
arch/mips/kernel/vmlinux.lds.S:#undef mips /* CPP really sucks for this job */
arch/mips/kernel/unaligned.c: * cache coherence problem. Die sucker, die ...
arch/mips/kernel/irixioctl.c: * irixioctl.c: A fucking mess...
arch/mips/kernel/irixelf.c: * and then start this sucker up.
arch/mips/kernel/irixelf.c:#if 0 /* XXX No fucking way dude... */
arch/mips/pci/pci-ip27.c: * IOC3 is fucked fucked beyond believe ... Don't even give the
arch/mips/pci/pci-ip27.c: * IOC3 is fucked fucked beyond believe ... Don't even give the
arch/mips/pci/pci-ip27.c: * IOC3 is fucked fucked beyond believe ... Don't try to access
arch/mips/pci/pci-ip27.c: * IOC3 is fucked fucked beyond believe ... Don't even give the
arch/mips/pci/pci-ip27.c: * IOC3 is fucked fucked beyond believe ... Don't even give the
arch/mips/pci/pci-ip27.c: * IOC3 is fucked fucked beyond believe ... Don't try to access
arch/sparc/kernel/process.c: /* fuck me plenty */
arch/sparc/kernel/head.S: /* XXX Fucking Cypress... */
arch/sparc/kernel/head.S:/* This sucks, apparently this makes Vikings call prom panic, will fix later */
arch/sparc/kernel/pcic.c: * schematics. And this actually sucks. -- zaitcev 1999/05/12
arch/sparc/kernel/sunos_ioctl.c: /* Binary compatibility is good American knowhow fuckin' up. */
arch/sparc/kernel/ebus.c: * Blacklist the sucker... Note that Gleb's system will work.
arch/sparc/kernel/ptrace.c:/* Fuck me gently with a chainsaw... */
arch/sparc/mm/srmmu.c: volatile unsigned long cypress_sucks;
arch/sparc/mm/srmmu.c: cypress_sucks = *(unsigned long *)(0xf0020000 + faddr);
arch/parisc/kernel/sys_parisc.c:/* Fucking broken ABI */
drivers/net/wireless/orinoco.c: * an antiquated firmware, however on windows it says 2.00. Yuck !
drivers/net/macsonic.c: fuck did SONIC_BUS_SCALE come from, and what was it supposed
drivers/net/sunhme.c:/* Only Sun can take such nice parts and fuck up the programming interface
drivers/net/sunhme.c: /* This card is _fucking_ hot... */
drivers/net/b44.c: /* ??? What the fuck is the purpose of the interrupt mask
drivers/net/declance.c: * setup the pointer arrays, this sucks [tm] :-(
drivers/char/watchdog/shwdt.c: * brain-damage, it's managed to fuck things up one step further..
drivers/media/video/bt819.c: BUG? Why does turning the chroma comb on fuck up color?
drivers/serial/68360serial.c:/* This sucks. There is a better way: */
drivers/scsi/arm/scsi.h: * the yucky stuff that needs to be fixed properly.
drivers/scsi/qlogicpti.h:/* Am I fucking pedantic or what? */
drivers/scsi/NCR53C9x.c: /* Nice try sucker... */
drivers/scsi/NCR53C9x.c: * XXX SCSI sucks...
drivers/scsi/qlogicfc.c: printk("qlogicfc%d.c : got a null value out of handle_ptrs, this sucks\n", hostdata->host_id);
drivers/ide/pci/cmd640.c: * These chips are basically fucked by design, and getting this driver
drivers/ide/ide.c: * Locking is badly broken here - since way back. That sucker is
drivers/ide/ide-proc.c: * What follows below is fucking insane, even for IDE people.
drivers/parisc/iosapic.c: * All SuckyIO interrupts are routed through the PIC's on function 1.
drivers/parisc/iosapic.c: * But SuckyIO OHCI USB controller gets an IRT entry anyway because
drivers/parisc/iosapic.c: * SuckyIO interrupt routing for PICs on function 1 (*BLEECCHH*).
drivers/parisc/Kconfig: bool "SuperIO (SuckyIO) support"
drivers/parisc/superio.c: if (sio->suckyio_irq_enabled)
drivers/parisc/superio.c: /* ...then properly fixup the USB to point at suckyio PIC */
drivers/parisc/superio.c: * XXX Use dword writes to avoid bugs in Elroy or Suckyio Config
drivers/parisc/superio.c: sio->suckyio_irq_enabled = 1;
drivers/pcmcia/sa1100_h3600.c: /* hmm, does this suck power? */
fs/binfmt_aout.c: /* Fuck me plenty... */
fs/binfmt_elf.c: and then start this sucker up */
include/asm-parisc/superio.h: int suckyio_irq_enabled;
include/linux/netfilter_ipv6/ip6t_limit.h: /* Ugly, ugly fucker. */
include/linux/netfilter_ipv4/ipt_limit.h: /* Ugly, ugly fucker. */
include/asm-alpha/jensen.h: * gone in the PCI version. I hope I can get DEC suckered^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H
include/asm-sparc64/system.h: /* If you fuck with this, update ret_from_syscall code too. */ \
lib/vsprintf.c: * Wirzenius wrote this portably, Torvalds fucked it up :-)
net/ipv4/netfilter/ipt_limit.c: * Alexey is a fucking genius?
net/ipv4/netfilter/ip_nat_snmp_basic.c: * (And this is the fucking 'basic' method).
net/ipv4/route.c:/* This code sucks. But you should have seen it before! --RR */
net/core/netfilter.c: /* James M doesn't say fuck enough. */
net/ipv6/netfilter/ip6t_limit.c: * Alexey is a fucking genius?
net/xfrm/xfrm_algo.c: /* Fuck, we are miserable poor guys... */
sound/oss/aci.c:/* The four ACI command types are fucked up. [-:

ADSL vergelijker
Posted by D @ 5:11pm 21/10/2005
For people from the Netherlands:
I've got a new webapp up n running, its the "ADSL vergelijker"
Check it out here: ADSL vergelijker

- deck

New chatroom
Posted by D @ 5:11pm 21/10/2005
New chatroom, come and see!
Lukewarmdog.com chatroom

Megabit 2003
Posted by D @ 5:11pm 21/10/2005
I'm at Megabit 2003 and have errected a videostream, audiostream and a dutch weather forecast on my laptop here.

Try this link: nexus.precompiled.org. If it doesn't work it could mean one of the following things: - network down, - laptop dead, - i'm sleeping (laptop stays at my side at all time) - so try again later.

- deck

Linux Kernel Profanity
Posted by D @ 5:11pm 21/10/2005
Today i was baking myself a new (linux) kernel and when it was compiling i thought it would be fun to search for some light profanity in the kernel source. And guess what, ofcourse it's in there.

Here's the line to run for a good laugh:
 cd /usr/src/[your kernel sources]
 grep -i -E '(shit|crap|holy|ugly|[y,f,s]uck)' * -r|grep -v ^Doc|less

A little snippet
arch/cris/drivers/serial.c:/* Enable RS-485 mode on selected port. This is UGLY. */
arch/cris/kernel/irq.c: * This builds up the IRQ handler stubs using some ugly macros in irq.h
arch/i386/mm/fault.c: * Ugly, ugly, but the goto's result in better assembly..
arch/m68k/atari/config.c: /* This test sucks! Who knows some better? */
arch/m68k/mac/macboing.c: * _This_ is rather ugly ...
arch/mips/kernel/irixioctl.c: * irixioctl.c: A fucking mess...
arch/mips/kernel/sysirix.c:/* 2,191 lines of complete and utter shit coming up... */
arch/mips/mm/c-rm7k.c: /* Yes! Caches that don't suck ... */
arch/mips64/kernel/scall_o32.S: * This Sucks (TM).
arch/mips64/mm/andes.c: /* Did I tell you that ARC SUCKS? */
arch/parisc/kernel/signal.c: /* ARGH! Fucking brain damage. You don't want to know. */
arch/parisc/kernel/sys_parisc.c: * FIXME, please remove this crap as soon as possible
arch/parisc/kernel/sys_parisc32.c: /* Duh, this is ugly and might not work if sysctl_args
arch/parisc/kernel/syscall.S: /* This one's a huge ugly mess */
arch/ppc/boot/simple/m8xx_tty.c: * use COM1 instead of SMC1 as the console port. This kinda sucks
drivers/char/drm/drmP.h:extern int DRM(release_fuck)(struct inode *inode, struct file *filp);
drivers/net/sunhme.c: /* Remember: "Different name, same old buggy as shit hardware." */
arch/mips/kernel/syscall.c: * Compacrapability ...
arch/sparc/kernel/ptrace.c:/* Fuck me gently with a chainsaw... */

C00l IP Adresses you just want to have
Posted by D @ 5:11pm 21/10/2005
In playing around with some php code I managed to create an ip to dec to hex et vice versa converter. And by using it I found some interesting IP's which would be really cool to have (because of their hex value):

- (HEX: B8B8B8B8 , bate bate bate bate!)
- (HEX: BADF00D )
- (HEX: B00BD00D )
- (HEX: B00BFACE )
- (HEX: C0CAC01A )

Wanna tip me on another cool one? Mail me!

Webcams and Dedee
Posted by D @ 5:11pm 21/10/2005
I've put a webcam up and dedee's place, you can visit them here:
The Wan©am (now showing the view from my room)
Dee's little place

VASC 0.1a
Posted by D @ 5:11pm 21/10/2005
NEW: VASC 0.1a released (initial release)
VASC stands for Very Advanced Samba Configuration, Samba(*) is the UNIX server for the SMB (CIFS) File and Printer sharing protocol.
(*) More info on Samba: www.samba.org

Visit the projects page here.

Posted by fortunebot @ 5:11pm 21/10/2005
Fortune says:

You're working under a slight handicap. You happen to be human.

(hit reload for a fresh fortune)

Posted by anonymous_user @ 5:11pm 21/10/2005
There is something very cute on the net, its called kikia, if you want to see it, click this link here: KiKiA

(ps the sound is very poor, you might need to up the volume a little)